Foreword

Once upon a time there was a man with no arms
Who was being chased by a swarm of bees
So he jumped into a pond
And hid under the water
Until the angry bees had buzzed past overhead

When he got out he was hungry
So he ate two hot dogs a loaf of bread and two bananas
Then turned around and laughed aloud
at the profound hound in the panorama

• Cho (noun) – God-like self