Foreword
Once upon a time there was a man with no arms Who was being chased by a swarm of bees So he jumped into a pond And hid under the water Until…
Once upon a time there was a man with no arms Who was being chased by a swarm of bees So he jumped into a pond And hid under the water Until…
I am Barry Normal also known as average Joe Non-descript ordinary from head to toe That felt compelled to take up ones pen Let creative juices flow For your perusal a collection…
One day the earth sat in blissful repose Gazing at the sun If only the sun and I could be closer Then more perfect would be the eternal day She said to…
I attended my youngest daughter’s open evening at primary school To check up on her progress discuss any other issues with minimum fuss Her teacher appeared shook my hand smiled said hello…
South of the river St Joseph’s Club Hid between houses maisonettes towers of dub Hemmed in by flyovers arterial roads industrial hub Licensed to sell intoxicants to Tommy Wass and Peggy Tub…
Cave drawings severed heaven God is dead 9/11 Ventriloquists with depression Don’t want to set a bad impression Outline sketch steps retraced A sucker for a pretty face Da da da cut…
I am having a bath with a giraffe shaking off the riggers Reflecting on the vigours of a hard days graft A candle is lit the door it is shut To keep…
Falcon Electrical Wholesalers Sheepscar Street Leeds Sell goods to Joe Public and the wider industry Every kind of spoken language every kind of ethnicity Step inside wait a while and you’ll be…
40 years loyal service mother of the school Months away from retirement well deserved overdue Made time for those with needs the most not just a chosen few Listened without prejudice gave…
Is a diverse scientific social political video sharing Community that addresses local and global environmental issues We advocate the sustainable management of resources and Stewardship of the environment through peaceful changes in…